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2013 Vintage: Scary Movie 5’s Expiry

 Why was it nominated? Because parodying movies that came out years ago is a great way to ensure a theater stays empty.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
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2024 Legacy: Worst Director
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid03/26/2013 21:24Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Blink_182_Mark04/22/2009 12:48What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Thundercats_Ho04/29/2011 05:12Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Bill_Ted_Excell08/15/2015 16:40Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Mocking_Sponge10/01/2014 10:39mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Neopets_Trader10/13/2010 12:55Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Railgun_Sniper06/03/2000 12:30I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan12/26/1996 02:35OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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