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2012 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years ago.

Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar, Digital TV Switch & Smartphone Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User06/04/2009 06:04Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Discman_Skipper10/18/2009 03:20Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@South_Park_Cartman07/07/2007 20:11Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@SpiderMan_Tobey10/17/2004 03:51With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Voodoo_3dfx04/18/2009 11:57The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Linkin_Park_Fan01/12/2005 21:23In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Pwnage_King06/12/2009 23:08Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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