2023 Legacy: The Napolean

I told her I’m a great conqueror. She said, “You can’t even conquer the mountain of laundry in the guest room.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin02/21/2012 02:21P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/05/1998 18:13At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Msdos_Expert02/19/1996 19:51DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Forrest_Gump_Running07/12/2000 14:46Laughing is as laughing does.

@Winamp_Playlist02/14/2015 22:33Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S06/30/2005 14:56I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Dale_Doback_Fan12/09/2004 00:49Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@GG_WP_9809/06/1995 02:03Good game, well played. This is a winner.