2022 Classic: The Memory

“Doctor, I forgot how to use a tie.” “That’s okay, I forgot how to use a stethoscope for a week.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

@CyberSteve05/11/2008 23:36Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Quake_Fragger03/18/1995 00:28M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Bill_Nye_Fan05/08/2008 09:26Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@DragonBall_Z_G06/05/2008 10:55His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Mini_Me_Rocks06/08/1997 04:14... (Laughter in silence).

@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/06/1999 08:47The magic man... is laughing!

@Keyboard_Cat_P04/22/2013 23:21Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Slashdot_Effect05/02/2006 10:57We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/05/2015 07:28I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!