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2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance

Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s “Metal” category is basically a Metallica fan club that meets once a year.

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2025 “Cowboy Carter & The Kendrick Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines09/17/2006 17:37Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Charmed_Ones12/26/2004 02:32The power of three... laughs!
@MP3_Encoder01/27/2001 14:49128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Blade_Runner_201908/25/1996 00:57All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Lock_Stock_Two12/26/2008 16:04It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

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