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2023 Vintage: The Sailor

 “A dark room is just a sea with no ‘Bluey’ playing on the TV.”

Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/05/1996 14:14Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Unix_Wizard12/24/2006 19:14sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan05/30/1996 06:09This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@USB_Pioneer05/27/1997 20:03Plug and Play laughter!
@Reservoir_Joe11/24/2001 04:25Professional humor for professional people.
@Beavis_Cornholio05/20/2000 05:13I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/28/2006 07:23Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@iPhone_User_0712/01/2007 04:21There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Influencer_9903/19/1997 15:07My followers need to see this!

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