2017 Classic: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad
A group of guys walk in dressed like villains. The bartender says, “So, what are we, some kind of ‘Late Night Drinking Squad’?” Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad
2015 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
2015 Legacy: The Old Fashioned
“Still here, still classy, still takes too long to make.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Old Fashioned
2015 Vintage: The Jurassic World Fan
One, but it has to be a genetically modified “Indominus Bulb” that’s bigger and has more teeth. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Jurassic World Fan
2014 Vintage: The Maleficent Cheekbones
Angelina Jolie’s face is so sharp in this movie I’m pretty sure I got a papercut just looking at the poster. Part of the 72… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Maleficent Cheekbones
2014 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy… Read More »2014 Classic: The Anita
2014 Classic: The Kindle Voyage
Why was the manager smug? Because his e-reader had “page-press” sensors and he felt like he was reading a digital scroll from the future. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Kindle Voyage
2014 Legacy: The Last Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken was “Too Big to Fail” and he wanted to be the lead liquidator. Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Last Word
2013 Archive: The Grand Theft Auto V
My husband has been “living” in Los Santos for three days. I told him he should try “Grand Theft Auto: The Grocery Store” and bring… Read More »2013 Archive: The Grand Theft Auto V