2014 Classic: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

@Y2K_Ready06/14/2008 00:07If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/10/2000 16:42I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Antivirus_Pro06/21/1995 05:27No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/01/2003 10:52Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Jackass_Johnny08/11/2011 10:55Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Zoolander_Mug12/06/1995 16:59I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@GL_HF_Runner02/29/2012 22:37Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!