2014 Legacy: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken was “Too Big to Fail” and he wanted to be the lead liquidator.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

@Encarta_Explorer07/05/2012 23:45I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/19/2003 00:10My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan05/07/2007 04:33This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Starship_Troopers10/29/2004 02:20I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Gremlins_Gizmo12/16/2007 04:51Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Star_Wars_Kid05/01/1998 05:43I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Noob_Slayer_X11/05/2002 22:47Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Grammar_Nazi_9902/10/2006 00:17Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!