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2014 Vintage: The Maleficent Cheekbones

 Angelina Jolie’s face is so sharp in this movie I’m pretty sure I got a papercut just looking at the poster.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes06/03/1995 04:50Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Snake_Game_Pro10/26/1998 07:42I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Skate_Or_Die_9912/23/2009 15:04Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Napster_User_9901/24/2002 17:55Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Binary_Boy12/31/1996 15:3901001000 01000001 (HA!).
@RoboCop_9005/27/2009 00:02Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Butthead_Uhhh05/28/2002 14:05Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Napoleon_Dyna11/21/2010 20:59Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Selfie_King_0502/24/2000 21:28Taking a photo of me laughing!

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