Angelina Jolie’s face is so sharp in this movie I’m pretty sure I got a papercut just looking at the poster.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Taking a photo of me laughing!