The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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