2024 Legacy: The Longlegs “Hail Satan”
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched that it made everyone in the theater want to check their basement for hidden dolls.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Longlegs “Hail Satan”
2024 Classic: The “Mamushi” Megan & Yuki
“Star, star, star.” I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standing in line at the post office. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Mamushi” Megan & Yuki
2024 Classic: The “Moo Deng” Fever
Why was a baby hippo so bouncy? Because a pygmy hippo in Thailand became the personification of 2024 “chaotic energy” just by existing and biting… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Moo Deng” Fever
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace because John Wick was finally voicing a grumpy, black hedgehog. Part of the 36 Hollywood… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
2024 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Midnights? Because Taylor Swift’s “sleepless nights” are more productive than our best days. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights & Flowers”… Read More »2024 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album
2024 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2024 summer! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Dwayne
2023 Vintage: The AI Drake & The Weeknd “Heart on My Sleeve”
Why the panic? Because a guy in a ghost mask used a computer to make a hit song, and for 48 hours, the entire music… Read More »2023 Vintage: The AI Drake & The Weeknd “Heart on My Sleeve”
2023 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why Black Radio III? Robert Glasper is a musical genius who connects genres faster than you connect dots. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Legacy: Best R&B Album
2023 Vintage: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a sea with no ‘Bluey’ playing on the TV.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Sailor
2022 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
Why Ted Lasso? For proving that “soccer” is just a metaphor for group therapy with better grass. Part of the 32 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy