It wasn’t a mechanical failure or a slippery road. The poor thing was just two-tired!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
The power of three... laughs!
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!