2007 Archive: The Vodka Tonic
“Clear, like my 2G signal… occasionally.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The OneRepublic
“Apologize.” I told her it’s too late to apologize. She said, “Good, because I wasn’t going to anyway.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Classic: The OneRepublic
2006 Vintage: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new trends. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Twitter Interrogation
Hearing a teenager talk about a website called Twitter and asking why anyone would want to spend their afternoon reading short, misspelled notes from complete… Read More »2006 Archive: The Twitter Interrogation
2006 Legacy: The Studded Belt Restriction
The vice principal declaring that dual-row metal pyramid belts were officially contraband because they were scratching the paint off the library chairs. Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Studded Belt Restriction
2006 Vintage: The Cars “Ka-chow!”
Owen Wilson is a talking car, and I’m 100% here for the “life is a highway” metaphor. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Cars “Ka-chow!”
2004 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2004 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2003 Vintage: Hilary Duff (The Lizzie McGuire Movie)
Why was she in Rome? Because in 2003, “This Is What Dreams Are Made Of” meant finding your Italian pop-star doppelgänger while on a school… Read More »2003 Vintage: Hilary Duff (The Lizzie McGuire Movie)
2003 Archive: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a librarian? A “read-it” frog. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Little Frog
2003 Classic: Demi Moore’s Comeback
Why was she nominated for Charlie’s Angels? To remind everyone that even after a hiatus, she still knows exactly how to pick a movie that the… Read More »2003 Classic: Demi Moore’s Comeback