What do you call a frog that’s a librarian? A “read-it” frog.
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
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