2003 Classic: Demi Moore’s Comeback
Why was she nominated for Charlie’s Angels? To remind everyone that even after a hiatus, she still knows exactly how to pick a movie that the… Read More »2003 Classic: Demi Moore’s Comeback
2002 Classic: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a parrot to court? To provide “repeat testimony” that never changed under pressure. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Witness Stand
2002 Legacy: The “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” Logic
Why the song? Because it was the unofficial anthem for everyone who felt the same way about Britney’s acting career. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” Logic
2001 Archive: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a metal detector to the funeral? He was looking for gold fillings and hidden jewelry. Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2001 Archive: The Inheritance
2001 Vintage: The Windows XP
Why did the blonde stare at the green “Start” button on Windows XP? She was waiting for the computer to “Go” to the mall. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Windows XP
2001 Vintage: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the encyclopedia? For not having a dedicated section for “Successful Corporate Fraud.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Library
2000 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” by Shania Twain? Because she made “Let’s go, girls!” the most powerful three words in country music. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
2000 Archive: John Travolta’s Ego
Why was he a target? Because spending your own money to play a 9-foot-tall alien who thinks humans are “man-animals” is the ultimate Hollywood mid-life… Read More »2000 Archive: John Travolta’s Ego
2000 Classic: The PlayStation 2 Vertical Stand
Why was the console standing up? Because Sony decided that a gaming machine should look like a piece of modern art, even if it meant… Read More »2000 Classic: The PlayStation 2 Vertical Stand
1999 Vintage: The Snow
I’m a skier. I’m just sliding by. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified