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2001 Vintage: The Library

 Why did the lawyer sue the encyclopedia? For not having a dedicated section for “Successful Corporate Fraud.”

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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