Why was he a target? Because spending your own money to play a 9-foot-tall alien who thinks humans are “man-animals” is the ultimate Hollywood mid-life crisis.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Mufasa" Voice-over
Why was it mocked? For proving that talking lions are only majes...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
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36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition
In 2014, the 35th Razzie Awards found a new "worst of all time" c...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!