I’m a skier. I’m just sliding by.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
The Dude abides... this joke.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
A wild laugh appeared!
Posting this to my own wall right now!