2002 Classic: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a parrot to court? To provide “repeat testimony” that never changed under pressure.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

@Pixel_Addict11/25/2007 16:09LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Matrix_Rebel12/23/2001 09:42I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Simpson_Quotes06/14/1996 20:27D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/11/2011 08:36Super green! Hilarious!

@HotBot_User06/09/2006 13:23Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Rage_Comic_Fan03/30/2011 09:46FFFFFUUUUU-nny!