Skip to content
Home » The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2001 Vintage: The Windows XP

2001 Vintage: The Windows XP

 Why did the blonde stare at the green “Start” button on Windows XP? She was waiting for the computer to “Go” to the mall.

Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was filling out a...
A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »
A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
A blonde bought a new computer...
A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came wit...read more »
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
A blonde was bragging to her...
A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsa...read more »
A blonde was trying to learn...
A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »
A blonde took her piano to...
A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
A blonde tried to catch fog...
A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
Welcome to 2003 – the year of MySpace, Finding Nemo, and the 50th...read more »
A blonde put her keys in...
A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Expert03/17/2005 17:42DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Frasier_Crane06/25/2005 01:10I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Uncle_Rico_9808/15/2007 08:38I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Dale_Doback_Fan10/29/2013 17:15Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Slashdot_Effect10/11/2009 02:01We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.