“Apologize.” I told her it’s too late to apologize. She said, “Good, because I wasn’t going to anyway.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Windows
They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
The history of humor in one post.
Actually, it IS a cool story!