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2003 Vintage: Hilary Duff (The Lizzie McGuire Movie)

 Why was she in Rome? Because in 2003, “This Is What Dreams Are Made Of” meant finding your Italian pop-star doppelgänger while on a school trip.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer02/03/2000 05:31Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/26/1995 16:22This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Harry_Potter_0110/19/1998 06:56Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Fight_Club_Tyler06/16/2013 03:30The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@DVD_Rom_King09/30/2012 13:10More capacity for humor on this site!
@Ghostbusters_V07/17/1999 21:51Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@PopUp_Blocker_X05/04/1998 15:37I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran07/30/1997 15:15Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Leeroy_Jenkins11/27/2000 10:04At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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