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2007 Archive: The Vodka Tonic

 “Clear, like my 2G signal… occasionally.”

Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan09/21/1998 20:15Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Yahoo_Directory08/05/2004 07:59Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Antivirus_Pro11/29/1999 22:15No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/10/2006 20:29Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Magic_SchoolBus03/07/2002 00:08Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Wayne_World_Ex08/02/2013 18:39Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Get_Flash_Player10/28/2000 14:10Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Smosh_Old_School07/28/2004 12:19Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Hat_Tip_Sir09/01/1995 23:49M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Selfie_King_0502/25/2002 07:55Taking a photo of me laughing!

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