“Clear, like my 2G signal… occasionally.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Time Traveler
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A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Taking a photo of me laughing!