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2015 Legacy: The Old Fashioned

 “Still here, still classy, still takes too long to make.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2024 Archive: The B-52
 "Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
 A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

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In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
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 A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
 Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hercules_Xena03/14/2006 07:41By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Jesus_Quintana06/27/2007 17:01Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Under_Const_Gif07/09/2005 15:57This site is never finished... with humor!
@Get_Flash_Player01/12/1995 06:51Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Tablet_User_1005/07/2005 21:43Tapping my way to a good mood.

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