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2019 Classic: The Scrunchie Economy

The middle school girls wearing ten velvet hair ties around their wrists like tactical armor, trading them to friends as a sign of supreme social status.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame Spoilers, Old Town Road & VSCO Girl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd01/25/2003 05:15The farce is strong with this one!
@Dial_Up_King07/29/2013 16:54Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@HTML_Hacker02/14/2005 05:42<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/06/2009 06:34Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/12/1995 08:01Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@StrongBad_Mail03/05/1995 16:27I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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