2013 Classic: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken’s Vine went viral and he wanted 20% of the ad revenue.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer05/03/2009 12:18Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Burning_CDs09/26/2007 12:13I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@StarWars_Nerd04/04/1995 18:50The farce is strong with this one!

@WiFi_Zero_One11/04/2004 18:10Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Second_Life_Avy02/13/1999 13:00In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Llamas_With_Hats07/15/2010 11:13Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!