What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? After you dump a load in a washing machine, it doesn’t follow you around for a week.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde was asked what her...
A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
A blonde used only one chopstick...
A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »
A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
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