2008 Classic: The Rod Blagojevich Scandal
Why did he try to sell Obama’s Senate seat? Because he thought a “Golden Opportunity” meant he could literally trade it for a pile of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Rod Blagojevich Scandal
2008 Vintage: The Monitor Dusting Incident
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen desktop monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Monitor Dusting Incident
2008 Legacy: The “Viva La Vida” Chimes
Coldplay is singing about old castles and kings, and I’m just trying to pay my rent in a modern apartment. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Viva La Vida” Chimes
2008 Archive: The Vision
“I see red everywhere.” “That’s not your eyes, that’s just your bank statement.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App… Read More »2008 Archive: The Vision
2007 Archive: The 8-Megapixel Camera
Why did the pro photographer laugh? Because a tourist told him his new “point-and-shoot” was going to put Kodak out of business by Tuesday. Part… Read More »2007 Archive: The 8-Megapixel Camera
2007 Classic: Britney Spears (The Comeback)
Why was the 2007 VMAs so quiet? Because everyone was busy trying to figure out if Britney was actually “Gimme More” or if she just… Read More »2007 Classic: Britney Spears (The Comeback)
2007 Classic: The Mad Men Secretary 2
“Is that a New York accent?” “No, I just have a cold and I’m trying to sound mysterious.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens… Read More »2007 Classic: The Mad Men Secretary 2
2007 Archive: The Church Van CD-R Jam
The youth pastor attempting to eject a home-burned CD-R containing a custom summer road trip worship mix, only for the old parish van’s dashboard player… Read More »2007 Archive: The Church Van CD-R Jam
2006 Legacy: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use umbrellas? They have “trunk” lids. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Family Guy Resurrection
Why the buzz? For a show that was canceled, brought back by DVD sales, and was now mocking the very people who fired them. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: The Family Guy Resurrection