2002 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait
I’ve been waiting so long that the ‘Latest Breakthrough’ is now being sold as ‘Vintage.’ Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health… Read More »2002 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait
2001 Vintage: The Gin Fizz
Why was the Gin Fizz so loud? It was trying to compete with the new pop music. Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Gin Fizz
2001 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
The bottle opener says, “I’m the key to your happiness.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
2001 Classic: The Band of Brothers Teaser
Why the excitement? Because Spielberg and Hanks were about to change the “Miniseries” category forever. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2001 “West… Read More »2001 Classic: The Band of Brothers Teaser
2001 Legacy: The Cloud
I’m a dreamer. I’m just “floating.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Office Memo
Why was it printed on blue paper? To show that the company was “Modern” and “Innovative.” Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Office Memo
2001 Vintage: The Evolution Movie
Why were we buying Head & Shoulders shampoo? Because the movie taught us it was the only way to defeat a giant multi-celled alien organism.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Evolution Movie
1999 Classic: The Mystery Men
Why the shovels? For a superhero movie that was 15 years too early, featuring a guy whose only power was being “really good at throwing… Read More »1999 Classic: The Mystery Men
1997 Vintage: The Checkbook Ledger Stand
Completely halting a grocery store checkout line for five minutes to carefully write out a check for a bottle of aspirin and manual balance the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Checkbook Ledger Stand
1997 Vintage: The Commercial Break Bloat
Why were the jokes about the length of the show getting meaner? Because in 1997, you could watch an entire episode of “Law & Order”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Commercial Break Bloat