I’m a dreamer. I’m just “floating.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Still digging for more humor!
Waddle on over and read this!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I choose to believe it’s funny.