Why did everyone want a Mach 5 missile in 2018? To ensure that we can deliver an “International Message” so fast that the target’s radar system thinks it’s just a very aggressive shooting star.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
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First! And it’s funny!