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2001 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

 The bottle opener says, “I’m the key to your happiness.”

Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pirate_Bay_9906/11/2015 12:23Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude02/02/2009 01:28The Dude abides... this joke.
@Jesus_Quintana06/18/2001 11:47Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Digimon_Tamer09/27/1997 07:12My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Austin_Powers_Y12/14/2004 13:45Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Baxter_The_Dog03/07/2009 11:35Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Metacrawler_X09/12/2012 13:45Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Hashtag_Master06/16/2000 08:42#funny #joke #retro #90s

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