The bottle opener says, “I’m the key to your happiness.”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »
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The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
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