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2012 Classic: The Twilight

Breaking Dawn Part 2: Why the CGI baby? For the final chapter of the saga that gave us a digital infant so terrifying it made the actual vampires look like normal, healthy people.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Civil War Photography
Why the silence? For a movie that suggested that if America colla...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
Why the fire and water? For a Pixar movie that suggested that the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition
In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »

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2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
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In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker07/28/2008 01:28It really whips the llama's ass!
@The_Mask_Smokin01/29/2013 14:24P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/01/1996 22:37The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@HTML_Hacker12/24/2009 04:49<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Pirate_Bay_9911/21/2008 06:11Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Lag_Victim_0110/05/2001 02:31I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Mondo_Media_X01/12/2000 15:06Top tier web animation humor!

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