“I’m jumping into a burning building!” “You complained that the coffee was too hot this morning. Calm down, Dwayne.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.