1997 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Review

Why was the Pentagon confused in ’97? Because they were still trying to figure out if “Ask” meant “Email” and “Tell” meant “Instant Message.”

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »

In 2002, the Presidency was all about "The Mission." It was the y...read more »

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Why did Trump love Bitcoin in '24? Because he realized that "Digi...read more »

In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »

In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »

Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »

Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »

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In 2023, the American Presidency felt like it was being run by an...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey10/31/2007 16:41With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Dark_Knight_Joker02/26/2012 04:55Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Wrestling_Nut05/14/2006 06:30Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Sixteen_Candles10/12/2011 15:49I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Weird_Science_G05/02/2011 09:57We created a monster... of a joke!

@Hamster_Dance_X03/09/2003 07:29Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Trogdor_Burn10/06/2010 00:00Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Mondo_Media_X07/18/2002 04:41Top tier web animation humor!