Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.