A lawyer never uses “Copilot” because they believe they are the only pilot qualified to fly this case into the ground.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Archive: The Small Print
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2025 Archive: The Graduation
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The Small Town
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Taking a photo of me laughing!