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2024 Classic: The Professional Ego

 A lawyer never uses “Copilot” because they believe they are the only pilot qualified to fly this case into the ground.

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9805/18/1997 17:45Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@WebTV_Viewer08/29/2011 06:19Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Flash_Animator12/13/2004 02:09I should make a stickman movie about this.
@The_Mask_Smokin10/24/2006 21:09P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Modem_Meltdown02/14/1999 12:28My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Futurama_Bender09/14/2013 23:42Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu07/25/2009 05:31Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Orange_Mocha_F10/31/1999 12:21Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Map_Maker_X03/31/2011 02:17The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Selfie_King_0510/08/2006 01:48Taking a photo of me laughing!

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