Why did the blonde call her phone a “Professor”? Because it was “smarter” than her old Motorola.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
One does not simply read one joke.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!