Keeping a stack of cardboard long-distance minute cards in a leather wallet like actual cash, carefully subtracting thirty seconds for every single call made to… Read More »2001 Archive: The Prepaid Phone Card Vault
Why were speechwriters busy in late 2001? To find three countries that sounded scary enough to justify a decade-long defense budget increase. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Axis of Evil” Pre-Production
She asked the chef if the soup had any “integrity” or if it was just “water with an identity crisis.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Restaurant
“Why did Tom Hanks talk to a volleyball?” “Because even a ball with a bloody face is a better listener than a spouse after 15 years.” Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Cast Away Part 2
The kitchen committee ignoring the modern coffee maker and using a massive, dented aluminum pot to boil water for individual servings of instant decaf coffee.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
Why was the IT guy so disappointed on January 1st? Because he spent $5,000 on canned beans and the only thing that crashed was his… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Y2K Relief
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “parallel port.” Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Port
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here since 1999! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Ben
The historic, ringing sound that closed out the first school year of the new millennium, sending everyone home for a summer of MP3 downloading, riding… Read More »2000 Classic: The Final 2000 June Bell
Why did the lawyer switch to Red Bull? Because coffee didn’t give him enough “manic energy” to file 10 lawsuits a day. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The Coffee Break
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