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2000 Archive: The Port

 Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “parallel port.”

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba11/09/1997 08:09Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Incredibles_Dash10/28/1998 18:45That was super fast and super funny!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr08/12/1996 08:06The magic man... is laughing!
@PeanutButter_J08/19/2013 12:47It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Grumpy_Cat_Real03/29/2010 19:04I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Banner_Exchange02/28/2011 04:10Click my banner for more laughs!
@Android_Bot_9901/31/2013 18:27Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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