2000 Classic: The Cast Away Part 2

“Why did Tom Hanks talk to a volleyball?” “Because even a ball with a bloody face is a better listener than a spouse after 15 years.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »

Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »

"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »

In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »

In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex10/27/2004 13:58I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Avatar_Na_vi09/16/1999 10:57I see you... laughing!

@SoundBlaster_AWE07/30/2011 04:23Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/07/2011 22:37Super green! Hilarious!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy02/28/1998 00:57That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/18/2008 14:52Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Marquee_Text_Fan10/18/1997 22:40<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>