2000 Classic: The Ben

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here since 1999!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus02/05/2009 16:33Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@XFiles_Spooky_M01/15/2003 22:50Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Dorm_Room_Hero04/04/2012 17:20My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@DVD_Rom_King07/13/2004 13:06More capacity for humor on this site!

@Dancing_Baby_9611/27/2013 11:31Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Frag_Master_9908/07/2014 07:53Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Charlie_Unicorn07/20/2001 18:51We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Facepalm_Master08/30/2005 02:43I facepalmed and then I laughed.