Jay-Z and Alicia Keys created the official anthem for anyone who has ever visited New York for 48 hours.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
One billion... laughs!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
M’lady... this joke is superb.