2021 Legacy: The Delta Variant
A guy walks in and says, “I’m the sequel no one wanted.” The bartender gives him a shot of tequila and says, “Go to the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Delta Variant
2020 Classic: The WFH Neck
Why was the traveler at the chiropractor? Because he spent 8 months hunched over a laptop on a sofa designed for naps, not spreadsheets. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The WFH Neck
2020 Archive: The Juice WRLD “Legends Never Die”
Why the posthumous record? For a tragic, beautiful tribute that proved his influence on the new generation was permanent. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2020 Archive: The Juice WRLD “Legends Never Die”
2019 Legacy: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Core i9” was trying to play “Old Town Road” in 8K. Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Laptop Heat
2019 Archive: The TikTok Dances
Why did the blonde start doing the “Renegade” in the middle of a job interview? She heard the company wanted someone with “viral potential.” Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The TikTok Dances
2018 Vintage: The Royal Wedding 2.0
“Harry and Meghan look so in love!” “Of course they do. If I had a royal carriage and a castle, I’d be ‘Prince Charming’ too, instead of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Royal Wedding 2.0
2018 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Blackout” Memory
Why was the intern still scared? He remembers the day the knowledge died, and he’s been “HODLing” printed encyclopedias ever since. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Blackout” Memory
2017 Legacy: Casey Affleck’s “Manchester” Win
Why did he win Best Actor? Because playing a man so sad he forgot how to smile is the official “Oscar-Winning” facial expression of 2017.… Read More »2017 Legacy: Casey Affleck’s “Manchester” Win
2016 Vintage: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Orange (End)
2015 Archive: The Sicario
I told her I’m a hitman. She said, “You’re a ‘hit-man’—every time you try to fix a nail, you ‘hit’ your thumb.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Sicario