A guy walks in and says, “I’m the sequel no one wanted.” The bartender gives him a shot of tequila and says, “Go to the back.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Look
Every guy over 40 is now wearing a mustache and a cardigan.Part ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.