2012 Archive: The Hit and Run

I told her our romance is high-speed. She said, “It’s more like a low-speed chase with a lot of heavy breathing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

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In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

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I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

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@Cast_Away_Wilson11/20/2003 04:26WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Java_Applet_User12/16/2011 01:24This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Firewire_Fan09/24/2009 12:01Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Brennan_Huff_X05/18/2000 16:54I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Salt_Bae_Original11/09/2006 07:24Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Bebo_Lover_0509/15/2009 17:03Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Evolution_Dance05/21/1998 21:25The history of humor in one post.

@Captain_Obvious07/21/2009 23:57This is a comment on a funny joke.