Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal.
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
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In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
There is a joke in my boot!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Letting this joke through the port.
That was intense... and funny!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.