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The Dog’s Philosophy

Understanding life one wag at a time.

My dog thinks I’m a god because I provide food. My cat thinks he’s a god because I provide food. Perspective is everything.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid07/11/2012 08:31Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Lara_Croft_9612/23/2012 22:28Found a real treasure with this one.
@Myspace_Tom10/03/2003 07:47I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Lion_King_Simba01/26/1997 22:53Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/03/2012 14:18The future is laughing at us.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/16/2009 06:44Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Ermahgerd_Girl08/21/2009 11:41ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat03/22/1995 10:53Heh heh heh. Good one.

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