Understanding life one wag at a time.
My dog thinks I’m a god because I provide food. My cat thinks he’s a god because I provide food. Perspective is everything.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
How do you know if there’s...
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You can sme...read more »
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Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!read more »
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A bird that...read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!read more »
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Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
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How do you make a goldfish age backward?
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What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper!read more »
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
What do sheep say to each...
What do sheep say to each other at bedtime?
“Fleece dreams!”read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Found a real treasure with this one.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
The future is laughing at us.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…