“Do you have the 4th booster?” “Sir, at this point, we just have a punch-card. Buy five, get a free thermometer.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
This site is very exciting!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!